Dress: White . Gold . Tiara
"Sounds amazing!" exclaims Bambi.
She shot volleys of queries, "Actually I don't know who are they?"
"Royal family from which country?"
"Why outsider can attend their wedding?"
"Sorry for asking such unintelligible question," Bambi apologises.
"It's Prince Harry of England. We are having a lunch party to celebrate, the royal wedding,"
I explained
"Oooooo! Are the wedding couple will be there too?" Dolly jumped up and down enthusiastically.
"No lah. They are getting married in England. We shall have our own wedding party, complete with balloons wedding cake, wedding toasts, fanfare, etc. etc, etc." Sigh.
Dolly asked, "Can I ask my friend to join and will let you know tomorrow?"
"Sure, come dress up in white or gold, like brides. And tiaras, since it's to celebrate a royal wedding!"
"I see. That's why I wonder how can they here celebration," her confusion clearing up. "Let you know tomorrow ya."
A day later, Dolly asked, "So dress theme must be formal? Is there live TV on the wedding show?"
"Of course. After all, its a royal wedding. Dressing along with the white or gold theme will look nice in photos. Lunch is early so you can all go home to attend the royal wedding in your own living room, in front of the TV."
"Haha! OK!"
"OMG!!! Really!!! You are soooooo lucky!!!" squealed Bimbo in disbelief.
"Can I join?"
"Of course! Haha, this is a wedding party we are throwing for ourselves since the postman has not delivered the invitation from Clarence House. Prince Harry is getting married in London. We are organising and celebrating his royal wedding here. It is RM XX per seat. You can bring friends."
"Oh, sounds so posh!"
"Menu?"
"I go and invite friends."
"Hugs, thanks Nyonya dear!"
"A splendid three course lunch, venison, bluefin, or scallops as mains," I helpfully suggest.
"So will you be the royal?"
"Yes, I shall be the royal and the bride." I affirmed. "Everyone can be. Just dress in white or gold, and wear a tiara, if you have one."
"Ooooo ... ooo"
"Prince Harry will be here?" queried Boxom.
"Hmmm . . . I suppose he could be, if he is willing to leave his bride, alone at the altar, on their wedding day in London, " I reasoned.
"Oh!" she sounds confused.
"No lah, This is own own make-believe royal wedding!"
"Haha!" now she gets it.
"What about the tiara?" Boxom asked.
"I have commissioned the royal jeweller to quickly craft one for me. If he can't deliver on time, I'd probably get mine from Prangin Mall. The plastic RM4.90 one," I suggest helpfully.
"Must wear tiara?"
"Certainly!. After all, this IS a royal wedding reception. But I suppose a diamonté hairband will do. Or flowers. Or coronet. But do dress in white or gold. Since the bride is not at her wedding, we can all be 'brides'.
"Or self-appointed bridesmaids."
"Haha!" "Can invite guys?" Boxom asked, clearly excited now.
"Yes!!!We need a Prince and bridegroomsss!
"Alcohol?"
"No. Alcohol is not in tis royal wedding reception budget. However, we shall toast with F&N Zappel. Bubbly, and let's pretend it is champagne!"
"Can bring wine? Will they charge cockage?"
"I have to ask Suffolk House. I hope they will not charge corkage."
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"Madame, may I ask, tomorrow Prince Henry wedding celebration in Suffolk house, are the Prince & Queen will really be appeared?" enquired Barbie
"I hope not." I responded. "Prince Henry should not leave his wedding and bride to come to our wedding party, neither is it proper for the Queen to snub the wedding at Windsor, to appear at Suffolk."
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